a bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle
what the fuck is everyone on this site taking
don’t tell me to calm down I’ll throw a fucking desk at your face
"ur eyeliner is 2 thick"
me before posting something on tumblr: no that could offend someone
It’s amazing how fast your mood can change after you step in some water with socks on.
children wake up early because they still get excited about life
this is the saddest thing I’ve seen on here